Rumors
By Neil Simon
Directed by Timothy Near
March 30 – April 28, 2012
The host has injured himself, his wife is missing and four couples are about to experience a severe attack of farce. As the rumors escalate, so do the laughs. Add in a cook who's gone AWOL, a damaged car, a recurring back spasm, and you've got a preposterous story no one can keep straight. Rumors, widely considered Neil Simon's funniest play, follows one hilarious evening of cover-ups, confusions and miscommunications.
Buy Tickets for Rumors| CREATIVE TEAM |
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Directed by Timothy Near | |
Scenic Design by Nina Ball |
Lighting Design by Scott Denison |
Costume Design by Michael A. Berg |
Sound Design by Matt Stines |
Props by Christopher Kesel |
Stage Manager Leslie M. Radin* |
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| Michael Butler* as Ernie |
Amanda Denison as Officer Pudney |
Lynda DiVito as Claire |
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| Jennifer Erdmann* as Chris |
Mark Farrell* as Ken |
Dorian Lockett as Officer Welch |
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| Gabriel Marin* as Glenn |
Mark Anderson Phillips* as Len |
Sharon Rietkerk* as Cassie |
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*Member, Actors Equity Association |
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| Kerri Shawn as Cookie |
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3 7:30pm opening |
4 7:30pm |
5 8pm |
6 8pm |
7 8pm |
8 2:30pm |
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11 7:30pm |
12 8pm |
13 8pm |
14 8pm |
15 2:30pm |
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18 7:30pm |
19 8pm |
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21 8pm |
22 2:30pm |
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25 7:30pm |
26 8pm |
27 8pm |
28 2:30pm 8pm |
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